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I am really amused at Trump and his flag sucking pack of sobs

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2017 — 1 min read

I am really amused at Trump and his flag sucking pack of sobs getting all wiggy over the remarks Meryl Streep made at The Golden Globes. Seriously? Come on, man- Meryl Streep says terrible things about me all the time. You should see some of the emails I get from her. In fact, when she... More

WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2016 — 1 min read

WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY (and a deadly aim)…Words used to make the nut, before Wal-Mart and Instagram…Gadzooks! Chasca had a SUPERSTENTIAL TIME out west this Labor Day weekend! Thanks to Lost Horse Saloon in Marfa, and The Deadhorse in San Angelo for having us... More

Chasca just experienced some profundity

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 28, 2016 — 1 min read

Chasca just experienced some profundity. We were visited by a Lakota shaman. He took us each on a vision quest so that we could discover our true “selves.” Upon this very individualisitc process we were each given a new name that reflects who we truly are. The results were deep and mystical. From now own... More

Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2016 — 1 min read

I’m afraid I must offer a sincere apology for any confusion that may have resulted from the posts yesterday. It turns out that Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY. I misunderstood him, it seems, when he said he was joining the “Old Navy Birthday Club.” Yeah…apparently you can get good deals on some kick... More

Wiley, Don’t join the Navy

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

A Poem (with minor edits) to Wiley Koepp entitled: Wiley, Don’t join the Navy Wiley, don’t join the Navy They cover all your food in gravy And make you mop When the seas are wavy Out at sea, you’ll see It’s not a place you’ll like to be You’ll be sorry on the water When... More

I am VERY disappointed in ALL of YOU!

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

I am VERY disappointed in ALL of YOU! I have not seen ONE POST on the Wiley Koepp Facebook page pleading with him not to join the Navy. Have the tentacles of this mean age wound into your souls and made you all clocks with skull caps…you know, big capped (not caped but I think... More

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue.

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue. Our drummer, Wiley Koepp, is planning on leaving the band. He saw H.M.S. Pinafore the other night and has decided to join the Navy. He said he’s always wanted to sing and after seeing those sailors mince and prance while “carrying those delightful tunes” that the... More

Death by Rhythm Section

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 25, 2016 — 1 min read

Death by Rhythm Section An Original Poem by Seamus O Sparks Look at these guys, they’re so mean They make me eat bugs when we’re in the alley changing Then they laugh and slap each other a high five They’re jive Wiley’s always cross with me and Junior never lets me have a bite of... More

Well, I’ve finally decide to WRITE A BOOK

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read

Well, I’ve finally decide to WRITE A BOOK. It’s going to be an autobiography. In the tradition of the great rock-n-roll bios (see anything written by a member/former member of KISS) It will give you ALL the dirt on what really happened behind the scenes in Chasca. It’s going to be called. “Chas Ca Ca:... More

Here are some new lyrics I wrote for a BRAND NEW chasca song

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2015 — 1 min read

Here are some new lyrics I wrote for a BRAND NEW chasca song. I’d like to get you opinion on them. You know how some songs have hidden/deeper meanings-this is one. I’m going through my John Lennon tell the painful truth of my life phase as an artist. ENJOY: Sometimes Junior does things Sometimes when... More