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I am really amused at Trump and his flag sucking pack of sobs

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2017 — 1 min read

I am really amused at Trump and his flag sucking pack of sobs getting all wiggy over the remarks Meryl Streep made at The Golden Globes. Seriously? Come on, man- Meryl Streep says terrible things about me all the time. You should see some of the emails I get from her. In fact, when she started her bit at the Golden Globes about seeing a performance that shocked and saddened her, I was certain she was talking about that night I got weird on nerve tonic at The Blackheart and rode Wiley through the crowd while licking random folks and snapping bra straps. But you don’t see me going off half-cocked and saying things like Mama Mia is terrible (and believe me, Mama Mia is very terrible). My advice to the pantywaists on the right: better screw your diapers on a little tighter…

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.