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WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY | Seamus O'Sparks

WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2016 — 1 min read

WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY (and a deadly aim)…Words used to make the nut, before Wal-Mart and Instagram…Gadzooks! Chasca had a SUPERSTENTIAL TIME out west this Labor Day weekend! Thanks to Lost Horse Saloon in Marfa, and The Deadhorse in San Angelo for having us and being great! Big thanks to MACHINE and Purple for being so awesome in every way awesomeness can be manifested!!! Oh man, we had a time! We saw the Marfa lights, and Big Horn sheep, and a dead porcupine, and a fox, and Wiley’s penis, and pronghorn, and a stuffed bear, and the ghost of Pecos Bill. And Cory Mann was an AMAZING road buddy-thanks Cory for everything! Talk to this dude about anything and he can tell you some truth. And Nix Nova is HILARIOUS-get him in a van for 6 hours and you won’t stop laughing! What a trip! Nothing says Rock-n-Roll like buring thru the Texas night, dodging critters, all heavy eyes and manic giggles, pissing and puking your way through the Texas Hill Country, winding on the back roads, booming for home, knowing that soon that bastard sun will be out and blinding, by the dawn’s anxious light, heading for home and chomping at the bit for a spate of sleep, and giddy at the thought of being able to do it all again! THANKS WEST TEXAS!!! This Friday we HEAD EAST to Rudyard’s British Pub with Alien Knife Fight and Bellringer!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.