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Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue. | Seamus O'Sparks

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue.

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue. Our drummer, Wiley Koepp, is planning on leaving the band. He saw H.M.S. Pinafore the other night and has decided to join the Navy. He said he’s always wanted to sing and after seeing those sailors mince and prance while “carrying those delightful tunes” that the Navy is definitely for him. PLEASE WRITE HIM AND TELL HIM NOT TO DO IT. PLEASE: all of Wiley’s FAMILY-FRIENDS-and FANS, inundate his Facebook page with urgent pleas…really slam him with messages and posts. I took him on Cap’n Swee Pea’s Pee-Wee Sea Adventure to try and get it out of his system. He acheived the rank of “Guppy” and I think it only whetted his appetite. PLEASE HELP!!!! Thanks you all!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.