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Chasca just experienced some profundity | Seamus O'Sparks

Chasca just experienced some profundity

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 28, 2016 — 1 min read

Chasca just experienced some profundity. We were visited by a Lakota shaman. He took us each on a vision quest so that we could discover our true “selves.” Upon this very individualisitc process we were each given a new name that reflects who we truly are. The results were deep and mystical. From now own EVERYBODY must call us by these, our true Sioux names:
Junior- Smells Like Bears
Sean- Squats With A Fist
Brittany- Tolerates Much
Nix- Little Big Britches
Wiley- Wind In His Pants
J.T.- Stanley Tucci

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.