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Well, I have some bad news

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2017 — 1 min read

Well, I have some bad news. My book, “Women are from Venus-I’m Caligula” will not be coming out. A couple of things happened. First, the publishers Googled Caligula. Then they read the book. I received a distressing call from them accusing me of turpitude and telling me that the deal was off. I told them... More

This looked like a fun study break…

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read

Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think! Where is your phone? Here Your hair? Lackluster Your dad? Dead Your favorite food? Caloric Your dream last night? Wet Your favorite drink? Horchata Fear? Hillbillies Favorite Shoes? Heels Favorite way to relax? Masturbate Your mood? Irritable I love? Tits Where were you last... More

The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.”

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 5, 2016 — 1 min read

The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.” However, I’m living proof that not every girl is indifferent about a slovenly dressed man. Yay ME! Most aren’t real thrilled with the smoking, cussing, and sodomy though. Baby steps, I say…baby steps. More

Octogenarians

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 28, 2015 — 1 min read

Who knew octogenarians liked sodomy and glitter so much? More

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 22, 2015 — 1 min read

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day. I don’t expect to catch any fat on the trencher but I think it’s important to piss in the wind every now and again. Just for kicks, as it were. And I think that the cats who... More

UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 21, 2014 — 1 min read

UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!! I didn’t initially see any naked, but on closer inspection I do think I see a nipple. A NIPPLE!!! I’m sorry that God created nipples. I’m honored to have been reported and just a little mystified that it’s taken this long, what with all the sodomy and... More

Well, election day is over and many are the gloats and grunts here in the ether

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2014 — 1 min read

Well, election day is over and many are the gloats and grunts here in the ether. Chasca – Thirst Fursday at The Chain Drive – Austin I would like to take this time to reflect on what I see as the positive traits that both parties bring to the table: Democrats are much more open... More

Don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 23, 2014 — 1 min read

Dating tip: don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid…Buncha’ prigs over there I tell you. I also got the squint eye(not what you’re thinking) over at Christian Singles dot com. If I strike out on Where Black People Meet then I don’t know what… More

Put down that Yentl soundtrack and go to the Chasca FB page

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 15, 2013 — 1 min read

Put down that Yentl soundtrack and go to the Chasca FB page POST-HASTE to see what all the fuss is about. What, you haven’t “liked” the Chasca page? Some “friend” you turned out to be…But that’s okay…You have the strength to do it! You’re all like little Frodo Bagginses…To be a ring-bearer is to be... More

Mike Tyson is hawking his book

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking,... More