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Don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid | Seamus O'Sparks

Don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 23, 2014 — 1 min read

Dating tip: don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid…Buncha’ prigs over there I tell you. I also got the squint eye(not what you’re thinking) over at Christian Singles dot com. If I strike out on Where Black People Meet then I don’t know what…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.