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The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.” | Seamus O'Sparks

The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.”

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 5, 2016 — 1 min read

The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.” However, I’m living proof that not every girl is indifferent about a slovenly dressed man. Yay ME! Most aren’t real thrilled with the smoking, cussing, and sodomy though. Baby steps, I say…baby steps.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.