Well, election day is over and many are the gloats and grunts here in the ether. Chasca – Thirst Fursday at The Chain Drive – Austin I would like to take this time to reflect on what I see as the positive traits that both parties bring to the table:
- Democrats are much more open to ritualized group sex
- Republicans are better at secret gay affairs
- Democrats are more into voyeurism
- Republicans are more inclined to have sex in a public restroom
- Democrats are better at having sex while coked up
- Republicans are better at having sex while drunk
- Democrats are better with whips
- Republicans own better porn
- Democrats are good at role playing
- Republicans can talk dirtier
- Democrats are more open to sodomy
- Republicans are better at sodomy
- Democrats are better at cuddling
- Republicans are less clingy
- Democrats tend to be moaners
- Republicans tend to be screamers
- Libertarians are asexual…
Come talk more politics at Chain Drive Austin this Thursday! Chasca plays at 11:00 pm!!!