Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking, “Big tits and small thoughts and loud opinions and everyone is a Star-Spangled credit to creation.” And maybe Lucifer is rogering Lady Death thinking, “From here on out it’s sodomy and collecting interest and lazy days and then, heh-heh, Meggido.” And the Marxists are saying, “We lost to this shit?” And a Tiger Shark pup is devouring his siblings in utero and Adam is coked-up and standing outside of paradise yelling at Eve, “I told you I didn’t like fruit, bitch!”… As for me, well, I’m gonna’ buy Mike Tyson’s book.
Mike Tyson is hawking his book
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