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This looked like a fun study break… | Seamus O'Sparks

This looked like a fun study break…

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read

Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think!

  1. Where is your phone? Here
  2. Your hair? Lackluster
  3. Your dad? Dead
  4. Your favorite food? Caloric
  5. Your dream last night? Wet
  6. Your favorite drink? Horchata
  7. Fear? Hillbillies
  8. Favorite Shoes? Heels
  9. Favorite way to relax? Masturbate
  10. Your mood? Irritable
  11. I love? Tits
  12. Where were you last night? Home
  13. Something that you aren’t? Successful
  14. Muffins? Sodomy
  15. Wish list? Sodomy
  16. Where you grew up? Texas
  17. Last thing you did? Burp
  18. What are you wearing right now? Smirk
  19. Something you hate? Commerce
  20. Your pets? Naughty
  21. Friends? Sometimes
  22. Life? Prolonged
  23. Regrets? Many
  24. Missing someone? No
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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.