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Well, I have some bad news | Seamus O'Sparks

Well, I have some bad news

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2017 — 1 min read

Well, I have some bad news. My book, “Women are from Venus-I’m Caligula” will not be coming out. A couple of things happened. First, the publishers Googled Caligula. Then they read the book. I received a distressing call from them accusing me of turpitude and telling me that the deal was off. I told them I didn’t know what turpitude meant and offered to change the word sodomy to buggery wherever it appeared in the book. They were, at best, indignant at my gesture. I guess the folks at Faithwords aren’t as hip as their website makes them out to be. It’s a weird hustle anymore.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.