In these divided political times… By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2017 — 1 min read …it can be hard to get a sense of things. The right accuses the left of misrepresentation and vice versa. So, I thought it would be informative to get the opinions of those folks who exist beyond the range of politics. In this alternate facts fake news age, perhaps seeking input from the world of... More
44 random things about me By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2016 — 2 mins read I saw this on a friend of mine’s wall and it looked like fun. And I know ALL of you want to know ALL ABOUT ME. So I will tell you ALL these 44 random things about me before I turn into a flower. 1. Do you like blue cheese? It’s alright 2. Have you... More
The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.” By Seamus O'Sparks on March 5, 2016 — 1 min read The song says that, “every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.” However, I’m living proof that not every girl is indifferent about a slovenly dressed man. Yay ME! Most aren’t real thrilled with the smoking, cussing, and sodomy though. Baby steps, I say…baby steps. More
They say it’s supposed to be in the 60s again tomorrow morning! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 23, 2015 — 1 min read They say it’s supposed to be in the 60s again tomorrow morning! I love it-everyone running around naked, smoking dope, listening to Beatles’ records. YAY FALL! More
I missed the deadline for registering to run for office By Seamus O'Sparks on August 29, 2014 — 1 min read I missed the deadline for registering to run for office. I would run on the Superstenial Party Ticket and if I were to run here are a FEW of my platform planks: Build giant statue of Johnny Depp in town square Change name of town to Wal-Mart City Make it legal to smoke anything in... More
You know those mornings when you wake up? By Seamus O'Sparks on August 10, 2011 — 1 min read You know those mornings when you wake up? You wake up and you grab a smoke and you take a shot of vodka. And you curse and kick and deal with a rogue stomach. And you smoke and you take another drink of vodka and you say, “Everybody but me is flawed.” Robble, robble, robble… More
I was having a smoke with The Devil this morning By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2011 — 1 min read I was having a smoke with The Devil this morning. He told me he was ready to destroy the world. I asked him why and he said, “Because anymore there’s no truth.” I said, “Devil, there is no truth:things are either interesting or tedious.” He laughed, fortunately, because life is short and death is tacky.... More