I saw this on a friend of mine’s wall and it looked like fun. And I know ALL of you want to know ALL ABOUT ME. So I will tell you ALL these 44 random things about me before I turn into a flower.
1. Do you like blue cheese? It’s alright
2. Have you ever smoked? I smoke
3. Do you own a gun? Yes
4. What is your favorite flavor? Creamy
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Very
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I like footlong cheese coney’s from Sonic
7. Favorite Christmas movie? Bad Santa
8. What do you prefer to drink? Chocolate Malts
9. Do you do push-ups? Almost never
10. What’s your favorite piece of Jewelry? Silver medallion with Aztec calendar and Eagle Warrior on it.
11. Favorite hobby? Auto-Eroticising
12. Do you have ADD? No
13. What’s the one thing you hate? The music industry
14. Middle name? Thomas
15. Name three thoughts at this moment:
a) My mind is blank
b) Nakedness and friskyness
c) Lando Calrissian is SEVERELY underrated…he’s the unsung hero of ALL of Star Wars
17. Current worry? Finding a band to join the bill for an upcoming Houston show
18. Current hate right now? All these idiots shooting people
19. Favorite place to be? On a stage
20. How do you ring in the new year? Performing with Chasca
21. Where would you like to go? The Altai Mountains in search of Almas
22. Name three people to complete this? NO
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Maroon
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? As long as everyone is naked
26. Can you whistle? Yes
27. Favorite Color? Green
28. Would you be a pirate? Butt pirate
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I make up songs about Junior Scott in the shower
30. Favorite girls name? Aphrodite
31. Favorite boys name? Priapus
32. What’s in your pocket right now? Used paper towel
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Patton Oswalt routine on Die Hard
34. Best toy as a child? Knight sword, shield, and breastplate set
35. Worst injury? Cuts and burns from stupid drunken shenanigans-never went to doctor-left scars that I have to explain in perpetuity
36. Where would you love to live? Italy
37. How many TV’s do you have in your house? 2
38: Who’s your loudest friend? Not sure
39. How many dogs do you have? None
40. Does someone trust you? Several people do
41. What book are you reading at the moment? “Life in the Medieval Village” by Frances and Joseph Gies
42. What’s your favorite candy? Mounds
43. What’s your favorite sports team? I like college football in general
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Jerusalem by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer and Cover of the Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook.
44 random things about me
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