…it can be hard to get a sense of things. The right accuses the left of misrepresentation and vice versa. So, I thought it would be informative to get the opinions of those folks who exist beyond the range of politics. In this alternate facts fake news age, perhaps seeking input from the world of fiction is the way to go? Here are seven thoughts about things from the land of make believe’s heaviest hitters:
- “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. That’s how cocksuckers like Donald Trump gain traction.”
-Master Yoda - “Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. Except when it comes to that penis wrinkle, Trump. Fuck that guy”
-Gandalf the Grey - “Without followers, evil cannot spread. Now I’m not saying Trump’s followers are evil, but when you’re that stupid aren’t we really splitting semantic hairs?”
-Dr. Spock - “Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests. Oh, and absolutely no FUCKING Trump supporters…bunch of shit brains.”
-Mickey Mouse - “Brevity is the soul of wit, verily Donald Trump hath a maw that won’t quit.”
-Hamlet - “There are far worse things awaiting man than death. That yutz Trump for instance…and they call ME a monster!”
-Count Dracula - “Wakka Wakka Wakka my ass.Trump is a fuckin’ asshole and so are all of his bitch ass supporters.”
-Fozzy Bear