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You know those mornings when you wake up? | Seamus O'Sparks

You know those mornings when you wake up?

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 10, 2011 — 1 min read

You know those mornings when you wake up? You wake up and you grab a smoke and you take a shot of vodka. And you curse and kick and deal with a rogue stomach. And you smoke and you take another drink of vodka and you say, “Everybody but me is flawed.” Robble, robble, robble…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.