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New Restaurant Idea for San Marcos

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2017 — 1 min read

Dear San Marcos Planning & Zoning, My name is Seamus. I am an entreprenuer in the restaurant business and would like to open an eatery in your community. As you well know, there are currently many famous restaurants oriented around the theme of the female body. Specifically, the breast region has been a popular trope... More

SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL???

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read

LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More

The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 8, 2017 — 6 mins read

VERY VERY LONG POST: The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart Today I’m going to be a good Facebooker…make that a good AMERICAN, and kvetch about something, after the fact, that I can’t effect change on, and I don’t have all the details/data about. I’m going to bitch... More

YELLOW STREET MARKER BITES MAN (Fractured Reflections On Drama, San Marcos Style)

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 14, 2017 — 1 min read

YELLOW STREET MARKER BITES MAN (Fractured Reflections On Drama, San Marcos Style) “Some of you are going to die, martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide.” Thanks for those words, Peter Gabriel era Genesis. That’s from a song of theirs called, ‘The Knife.’ It’s about demagoguery. I’ve been enjoying the recent FB... More

This afternoon the bear and I (Junior Scott) will be ON THE AIR

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 15, 2016 — 1 min read

This afternoon the bear and I (Junior Scott) will be ON THE AIR-A BEAR ON THE AIR- from 5:15ish to 6:00 pm!!! Tune into KTSW San Marcos 89.9 FM!!! We’ll be there with Lauren Lyman to promote Voyager Music Festival 2016…I suspect we’ll also get hips deep in the conspiracy theories. WE’RE BLOWING THE LID... More

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 1, 2016 — 1 min read

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD: Chasca is included in the Austin Chronicle list of 10 FREAKS and GEEKS to REDEFINE Austin Music! What an HONOR! I’m especially thrilled about us being mentioned alongside Attic Ted and THE BEAUMONTS. That’s 3 San Marcos acts whose freaky geekness reeks all the way up in Austin. GO 78666…... More

I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2016 — 5 mins read

I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…I like these requests to list x number of albums or bands, etc… that had an impact on you(me in this case). Largely I like them because I like reading about other people’s influences and inspirations with respect to music. So, Mark Diehl,... More

Anyone else hear about the bear attack

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 26, 2016 — 1 min read

Anyone else hear about the bear attack near Thompson’s Island in San Marcos? More

PLEASE READ-I NEED A MIRACLE-PLEASE!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 15, 2016 — 1 min read

PLEASE READ-I NEED A MIRACLE-PLEASE!!! Hey ya’ll, I need some advice or something. I haven’t been feeling like myself and last night I discovered why. I was rubbing my inner thigh (Valentine’s Day) and I found a Witch’s Teat. I have a Witch’s Teat. No doubt about it. The question now is, what do I... More

THE BEAR IS BACK!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2015 — 1 min read

THE BEAR IS BACK!!! And now he can ROCK the BIG New Year’s Eve party with Chasca TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse!!! It’s the NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE!!!! Come celebrate the miracle tonight and don’t be afraid to get a little on you…OH, and Junior will be eating a bug…TONIGHT!!!! More