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How to not get published…EVER

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 26, 2017 — 1 min read

Dear Seamus, Thanks for sending us “Ear Worms.” We’re sorry to say that it’s not right for The Sun. This isn’t a reflection on your writing. The selection process is highly subjective, something of a mystery even to us. There’s no telling what we’ll fall in love with, what we’ll let get away. Writing is... More

I had the most fantastic dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I had the most fantastic dream last night. I dreamt that a bird was “buzzing” me. In response I began to reshape my head (which had the feel and consistency of clay) into a long thin tube. I grabbed a basket and worked my noodly dome into it. As my head lay coiled in the... More

I had a really weird dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2016 — 1 min read

I had a really weird dream last night (well, this morning). I dreamt that I was at work and I called the Austin Chronicle about taking out an advertisement. I talked to this girl and asked her how much they would charge if she (or someone there) would just hold hands with me. I was... More

I had a strange dream where Chasca was playing a huge show in England

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 18, 2015 — 1 min read

I had a strange dream where Chasca was playing a huge show in England. We were opening up for a really popular band and there was a huge crowd. We started playing and everyone was cheering wildly. But, I noticed as we were playing, people were leaving the venue at a rapid pace. It was... More

DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2015 — 1 min read

DON’T READ THIS-ANOTHER POST GOT OUT OF HAND: DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD (FREUD WINS) SEAMUS FINDS TRUE LOVE? Wowzer, I had a really graphic erotic dream about one of you-my FB friends, last night. It was so detailed that I woke up sweating and clutching a crucifix. Wanna’ know who it was? Come to The... More

I had a dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2015 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night where a gray/blue female cat was helping me track down a python (a really pretty shimmery one) that was slinking through my house. I looked up the meaning and found that the snake was a phallic symbol=masculinity and the cat=femininity and power. Then I went and washed all the... More

I’ve had a terrible day today

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I’ve had a terrible day today. Last night I settled my brains for a long winter’s nap and as I fell into a slumber I dreamt vivid dreams. Visions of sugar plums danced in my head. When I woke up this morning guess what? I had sugar plums stuck to my head. I’ve been in... More

Is anyone out there good at dream interpretation?

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 23, 2014 — 1 min read

Is anyone out there good at dream interpretation? I had a dream last night and it’s really eating me up. I dreamt that I worked at a supermarket. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. NOTHING. I just stocked items and carried on my duties like a dutiful employee. People would ask me, “Where is the... More

Oh man, it’s a bad Good Friday…

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2014 — 1 min read

Oh man, it’s a bad Good Friday…I keep having these terrible dreams about Sigourney Weaver. And she, like, totally keeps teasing me and getting me to take my clothes off and then laughing at me. Only last night I had a dream that I was Pontius Pilate #eccehomo and in that dream I had a... More

I had a dream last night that I went back in time

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night that I went back in time. I went back to Roman times and pistol whipped Saint Paul. Then I became Saint Paul only I was Saint Kevin. Then I came back to the present. Things were different. Many things. Some for the better. The main difference was that there... More