I had the most fantastic dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I had the most fantastic dream last night. I dreamt that a bird was “buzzing” me. In response I began to reshape my head (which had the feel and consistency of clay) into a long thin tube. I grabbed a basket and worked my noodly dome into it. As my head lay coiled in the basket it turned into a copperhead snake. Wow! I wonder what it means? Do you know? Does it mean I have a fear of head bands? Am I concerned about my sexual prowess (or lack thereof)?Am I retaining carbon? What is my subconscious telling me? Can snakes lay eggs in your brain while you sleep? Could drugs be behind this? I took a mushroom once. Please help-I need to know what my noggin is trying to tell me through the secret language of dreams?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.