I had a dream last night that I went back in time. I went back to Roman times and pistol whipped Saint Paul. Then I became Saint Paul only I was Saint Kevin. Then I came back to the present. Things were different. Many things. Some for the better. The main difference was that there wasn’t so much emphasis on penis size in porn. Oh, and Alan Rickman wasn’t the villain in the original Die Hard. Alan Alda was.Not sure those things were better. LIKE MY BAND CHASCA IF YOU HAVEN’T-DON’T BE LIKE THAT.