I had a dream last night that I went back in time

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night that I went back in time. I went back to Roman times and pistol whipped Saint Paul. Then I became Saint Paul only I was Saint Kevin. Then I came back to the present. Things were different. Many things. Some for the better. The main difference was that there wasn’t so much emphasis on penis size in porn. Oh, and Alan Rickman wasn’t the villain in the original Die Hard. Alan Alda was.Not sure those things were better. LIKE MY BAND CHASCA IF YOU HAVEN’T-DON’T BE LIKE THAT.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.