I had a dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2015 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night where a gray/blue female cat was helping me track down a python (a really pretty shimmery one) that was slinking through my house. I looked up the meaning and found that the snake was a phallic symbol=masculinity and the cat=femininity and power. Then I went and washed all the makeup off my face and the glitter out of my beard. So I guess that explains that…and my catholic tastes in pornography…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.