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DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD | Seamus O'Sparks

DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2015 — 1 min read

DON’T READ THIS-ANOTHER POST GOT OUT OF HAND: DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD (FREUD WINS) SEAMUS FINDS TRUE LOVE? Wowzer, I had a really graphic erotic dream about one of you-my FB friends, last night. It was so detailed that I woke up sweating and clutching a crucifix. Wanna’ know who it was? Come to The Blackheart tonight for the Chasca show and perhaps I’ll tell you. But what if it was you? Oh man, that will be awkward because YOU were a total uninhibited animal of carnal lust last night. You did things I thought would only be possible in a zero gravity environment. Jiminy, you would have made Caligula blush with that screaming meat ritual. It was a real zoo. And such incredibly foul language to boot. Speaking of boot; I don’t know where you learned to do those things with your feet? My knee would have buckled under that kind of strain. So, bravo madam…or sir. Of course, they say that everything in your dream represents you-which in this case means me. So, I’m sorry I made you into me. But you should have seen me when I was you. Oink…I must really have a lot of trust in you to let me do those kind of things to me. It makes me wonder if I really need to go out at all anymore. You know? Because I really put it on me good…I made me feel like I haven’t felt in hours. I think you, as me, complete me…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.