My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it By Seamus O'Sparks on December 23, 2016 — 1 min read My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it. His only two specifications were that it include vomit and diarrhea. You have been warned… More
Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday By Seamus O'Sparks on January 14, 2016 — 1 min read Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday. It was a slick maneuver they pulled, which I won’t describe, but it was definitely a cut. I took a moment, counted backwards from ten, dug deep, and with all the Buddha/Christ energy I could muster; I vomited all over them... More
Well I’ve had a RARE morning By Seamus O'Sparks on December 17, 2015 — 1 min read Well I’ve had a RARE morning. Thomas Hobbes described man’s pre-civilized “natural” state as, “nasty, brutish, and short.” So what has life become here in our post-natural, hyper-civilized condition? I’d describe it as, “irritating, pointless, and rushed.” Here’s an example of what I’m talking about: my neighborhood is filled with owls. They’re everywhere. It used... More
WARNING-TRUE STORY-SCARY STUFF-DON’T READ IF YOU ARE A NERVOUS PERSON-REALLY HAPPENED-SHOCKING TRUTH-SEX By Seamus O'Sparks on October 21, 2014 — 3 mins read Oh my heck did I have a rough night…So rough that my grammar and syntax and word choice might be kinda’ iffy here. I felt a little blue yesterday so I went to the saloon. There I was, sitting at the bar drinking my milk, when who should walk in but the Dark Prince himself.... More
Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie By Seamus O'Sparks on July 24, 2014 — 1 min read Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie for having Junior Scott and myself over to chat and ruminate about this and that for his podcast! That should be coming out in a couple of weeks-we’ll keep you posted! I really opened up about myself. Oh Seamus! Seamus cries when he gets drunk, Seamus hates weddings, Seamus thinks... More
Monday you smell like bears By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2011 — 1 min read Monday you smell like bears Monday another weekend and no orgies Monday you are tuesday’s Hannibal Barca Monday small governments can still have huge appetites Monday no more long sinewy thighs Monday and I’m still prepared to vomit Monday and Friday I was a Titan Monday purloined my keys Monday and my vision isn’t any... More
This is what my horoscope said for today By Seamus O'Sparks on June 7, 2011 — 1 min read This is what my horoscope said for today: You will find true love at the v.d. clinic. You may have trouble with the law or an authority figure unless you can vomit on command. People assume you’re bisexual-use that to your advantage with your creditors today. Expect trouble from the Hell’s Angels or a headless... More
I’ve developed an intimacy with the strange and a bad case of the zipps By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2011 — 1 min read I’ve developed an intimacy with the strange and a bad case of the zipps. At a party the other night this woman asked me to hold her child. She said it was the baby New Year. My inner daemon said no but the angels on my lips said yes. I looked at the little squirt... More