This is what my horoscope said for today: You will find true love at the v.d. clinic. You may have trouble with the law or an authority figure unless you can vomit on command. People assume you’re bisexual-use that to your advantage with your creditors today. Expect trouble from the Hell’s Angels or a headless horseman. Beware of overdose. Pretty bleak, eh. How’d they know I could vomit on command?
This is what my horoscope said for today
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