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This is what my horoscope said for today

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 7, 2011 — 1 min read

This is what my horoscope said for today: You will find true love at the v.d. clinic. You may have trouble with the law or an authority figure unless you can vomit on command. People assume you’re bisexual-use that to your advantage with your creditors today. Expect trouble from the Hell’s Angels or a headless horseman. Beware of overdose. Pretty bleak, eh. How’d they know I could vomit on command?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.