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Monday you smell like bears | Seamus O'Sparks

Monday you smell like bears

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2011 — 1 min read

Monday you smell like bears Monday another weekend and no orgies Monday you are tuesday’s Hannibal Barca Monday small governments can still have huge appetites Monday no more long sinewy thighs Monday and I’m still prepared to vomit Monday and Friday I was a Titan Monday purloined my keys Monday and my vision isn’t any better Monday is no day for they young Monday hates pancakes Monday: You’re all farts and no wisdom.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.