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Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie | Seamus O'Sparks

Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 24, 2014 — 1 min read

Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie for having Junior Scott and myself over to chat and ruminate about this and that for his podcast! That should be coming out in a couple of weeks-we’ll keep you posted! I really opened up about myself. Oh Seamus! Seamus cries when he gets drunk, Seamus hates weddings, Seamus thinks Iran is full of potential, Seamus makes an ass of himself at Wal-Mart, Seamus has a jaw full of rotten gums, Seamus doesn’t “get” post-modern art, Seamus thinks skeptics phone it in, Seamus wants to be a swinger but can’t stand people, Seamus can vomit on command, Seamus gets an earful every time he takes the bus, Seamus laughs at his own jokes, Seamus gets stoned and talks to bushes, Seamus would rather masturbate than feign interest, Seamus still plays “war” with his nephews, Seamus is a LUCKY BOY!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.