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Oh my, I have been enjoying the multitude of FB posts pointing out that the gun control laws in Paris

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 16, 2015 — 1 min read

Oh my, I have been enjoying the multitude of FB posts pointing out that the gun control laws in Paris had a direct connection to the terrorist attacks which occurred on Friday. The implication in these posts/memes, from what I can tell, is that Parisian gun control laws resulted in naked vulnerability to such attacks.... More

There’s trouble abroad, domestic rancor, unpredictable weather patterns-basically, business as usual on planet Earth

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2013 — 1 min read

There’s trouble abroad, domestic rancor, unpredictable weather patterns-basically, business as usual on planet Earth. BUT-in San Marcos Texas, we’re chugging along. We’re the fastest growing city in America! And, thanks to the CHASCA EFFECT, we’re also the city with the weirdest and loosest morals since St. Paul straightened out those tosspot Corinthians. That’s right: we... More

Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2012 — 1 min read

Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens, and good church going folk, and tax payers, and star spangles, and devils…I can’t wait ’till I get arrested or rich and get to be surrounded by sodomites and nymphomaniacs and lost souls and legitimately decent people. A man’s wish should exceed his grasp, yes yes? And here’s to... More

Ahoy! My comptuer is fixed

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 6, 2011 — 1 min read

Ahoy! My comptuer is fixed and I can watch Rip Taylor and Bad Finger Videos on youtube and I feel good about so much now. So we have a little show tonight at The Gray Horse Saloon in San Marcos. It’s Cammi’s Super Hero Birthday Bash! Come dressed as a hero villain or even some... More

From The Chasca

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2011 — 1 min read

From The Chasca: So, our drummer has been put in the hospital. The doctors say it’s a full blown case of Beatlemania. He was brought in to the I.C.U. wearing an “I Love George” sign around his neck. They’re applying Captain Randy’s Gnome Free Cream to him ’round the clock. He also has sand mites.... More