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Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens | Seamus O'Sparks

Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2012 — 1 min read

Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens, and good church going folk, and tax payers, and star spangles, and devils…I can’t wait ’till I get arrested or rich and get to be surrounded by sodomites and nymphomaniacs and lost souls and legitimately decent people. A man’s wish should exceed his grasp, yes yes? And here’s to auto-erotica while we’re on this fractured wavelength…his grasp, you see. It’s a good thing that everything is awesome and nothing sucks. Otherwise, I might become respectable too…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.