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From The Chasca | Seamus O'Sparks

From The Chasca

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2011 — 1 min read

From The Chasca: So, our drummer has been put in the hospital. The doctors say it’s a full blown case of Beatlemania. He was brought in to the I.C.U. wearing an “I Love George” sign around his neck. They’re applying Captain Randy’s Gnome Free Cream to him ’round the clock. He also has sand mites. If dust mites live in dust and ear mites live in ears, where do sodomites live?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.