From The Chasca: So, our drummer has been put in the hospital. The doctors say it’s a full blown case of Beatlemania. He was brought in to the I.C.U. wearing an “I Love George” sign around his neck. They’re applying Captain Randy’s Gnome Free Cream to him ’round the clock. He also has sand mites. If dust mites live in dust and ear mites live in ears, where do sodomites live?
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