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Oh my, I have been enjoying the multitude of FB posts pointing out that the gun control laws in Paris | Seamus O'Sparks

Oh my, I have been enjoying the multitude of FB posts pointing out that the gun control laws in Paris

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 16, 2015 — 1 min read

Oh my, I have been enjoying the multitude of FB posts pointing out that the gun control laws in Paris had a direct connection to the terrorist attacks which occurred on Friday. The implication in these posts/memes, from what I can tell, is that Parisian gun control laws resulted in naked vulnerability to such attacks. Really? So how do you explain Pearl Harbor? I mean a naval base with battleships, and fighter planes, and armed personnel who are trained to kick ass should be immune to the vagaries of marauders, right? We’re talking about a juggernaut of maximum fire power here folks. And yet, on December 7th ’41, the mighty Casey was caught with his pants down and got cracked on the head with his own bat courtesy of the Empire of Japan. Maybe if Sarah Palin or Charlton Heston had been there THEY could have put the cure on that rising sun…and how. Please, dear friends, don’t mistake this as an “anti-gun” post. I would feel pretty creepy about grandstanding on a tragedy to push a political view. No-no, this post here is 100% anti-asshole…and that should mean a lot coming from a self-proclaimed sodomite…hope to hear from some of you on this one <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.