Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 4, 2015 — 1 min read TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse, Chasca and Kiddoo and the Dude CELEBRATE Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! It promises to be the most SALACIOUS party in town. Here are some tidbits you may not know about the ole’ Killer Queen: He has sailed the seas, from Mars to Mercury He’ll do the march of the black queen He’ll... More
I got bit at work yesterday By Seamus O'Sparks on June 29, 2013 — 1 min read I got bit at work yesterday. A customer bit me because I wouldn’t honor a coupon. The coupon was for Wendy’s. I don’t work at Wendy’s. People use our toilet all the time at work and then they bite me and call me “son” and complain about the prices and they don’t believe that Oswald... More
I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2013 — 1 min read I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things. First, sorry about the post yesterday. You all probably don’t want to read about that kind of thing. Sure, it made ME giggle and squeal a whole lot, but it shouldn’t come at your expense…it shouldn’t and... More
I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? By Seamus O'Sparks on January 24, 2013 — 1 min read I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? That’s right: Rod Stewart. Be forewarned, he IS coming to the CHASCA SHOW at THE TRIPLE CROWN this SATURDAY JANUARY 26th. He showed up at my door last night smelling like lust and bees. HE ate all my candies, drank all... More
Today is Saturday By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2011 — 1 min read Today is Saturday. Saturday is named after the mythical beast the Satyr. Satyrs are naughty little creatures with prurient thoughts and one track minds. Half Goat, Half man. I like those Satyrs-those little hot dogs. In honor of Saturday I may go to Hippie Hollow and make a little goat man of myself. Did I... More