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Today is Saturday | Seamus O'Sparks

Today is Saturday

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2011 — 1 min read

Today is Saturday. Saturday is named after the mythical beast the Satyr. Satyrs are naughty little creatures with prurient thoughts and one track minds. Half Goat, Half man. I like those Satyrs-those little hot dogs. In honor of Saturday I may go to Hippie Hollow and make a little goat man of myself. Did I mention that Satyrs were horribly immature? Saturday!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.