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I got bit at work yesterday | Seamus O'Sparks

I got bit at work yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 29, 2013 — 1 min read

I got bit at work yesterday. A customer bit me because I wouldn’t honor a coupon. The coupon was for Wendy’s. I don’t work at Wendy’s. People use our toilet all the time at work and then they bite me and call me “son” and complain about the prices and they don’t believe that Oswald acted alone. And I say, “Yes Ma’m” and “Yes Sir” and I laugh at their jokes. So, today, I am going into work and I will get bit and I will eat coupons and I will lose my will to live. OR maybe I’ll call in sick or dead. Yeah, I’ll call in dead and slink off to Mexico-and the desert and the devil and the donkey lady and all the damnation I can eat…HAPPY SATURDAY PEOPLE!!!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.