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Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! | Seamus O'Sparks

Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 4, 2015 — 1 min read

TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse, Chasca and Kiddoo and the Dude CELEBRATE Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! It promises to be the most SALACIOUS party in town. Here are some tidbits you may not know about the ole’ Killer Queen:

  1. He has sailed the seas, from Mars to Mercury
  2. He’ll do the march of the black queen
  3. He’ll defy the laws of nature and come out alive…then he’ll get you
  4. He leaves it in the lap of the gods
  5. He’s bound to be proposing on a Saturday but he’ll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
  6. Meanwhile, he’ll ask you to be his clementine
  7. He’ll pay the bill, you taste the wine
  8. He works hard, everyday of his life
  9. We’ve brought him fame and fortune and everything that goes with it…he thanks us all
  10. He’s a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb about to woah woah woah explode
  11. You say coke, he says caine
  12. Jaws was never his scene and he doesn’t like Star Wars
  13. Love runs from his head down to his toes
  14. Any way the wind blows, it doesn’t really matter to him
  15. He is immortal, he has inside him blood of kings
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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.