I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back?

I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? That’s right: Rod Stewart. Be forewarned, he IS coming to the CHASCA SHOW at THE TRIPLE CROWN this SATURDAY JANUARY 26th. He showed up at my door last night smelling like lust and bees. HE ate all my candies, drank all my pop, and abused my porn. He kept me up all night(he actually sings HIS “greatest hits” in his sleep, the ponce). So I’m fried and fed up and I can’t get “The Killing of Georgie” out of my head. A word to the wise, if he encounters you on Saturday just look at him cross-eyed and nod your head vigorously while proclaiming, ‘Sorry, no speak English.’ Rod’s HATES foreigners…or maybe he said he hated Foreigner. If that doesn’t work a round or two of “Feels Like the First Time” should get him off your back. OY!!!