Don’t scare the nice people By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read Hola, FB-long time no speak. Thanks for reading my poetic drivel (those of you that have). More than a couple of folks have expressed concern, directly to me, over the heavy vibe of my last couple of efforts. What can I say-it’s what came out of me. Alora…here’s a poem that should straighten everything out... More
And Now Some Geopolitical: Lovin’, Touchin’, SQUEEZIN!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read Trump sent an ARMADA to put the fear into North Korea. Good to see the ARMADA is making a comeback. I was just saying the other day what a shame it was that the ARMADA has become passé. I’m no expert but it looks like, by ARMADA standards, this ARMADA was/is pretty puny. Hey, it’s... More
Free Enterprise By Seamus O'Sparks on March 7, 2017 — 1 min read Thanks to those folks who requested a rant from me… I appreciate your appreciation of my fractured gibberish. I haven’t really been in a ranting kind of mood lately-I figure between the wire tapping falderal and North Korea’s interballistic hard on, we should just about get finished off any day now…so rant shmant Adam Ant.... More
Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2015 — 1 min read Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! We play at Midnight-come let your inner SWAIN out…sex in the restroom will happen…Who has sex anymore? Who has sex any less? Let’s make a porn in the bathroom and sell it to the North Koreans…Seriously, people-it’s all about the hedonism…the Epicurean-the prick, the tits, the delightful and charming…... More
I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction By Seamus O'Sparks on December 27, 2014 — 1 min read I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction. I know North Korea is behind this. I just want to express myself artistically and let my work stand for itself. Now it can’t stand. It just kinda’ bounces. Maybe James Franco can help me? More