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Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! | Seamus O'Sparks

Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2015 — 1 min read

Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! We play at Midnight-come let your inner SWAIN out…sex in the restroom will happen…Who has sex anymore? Who has sex any less? Let’s make a porn in the bathroom and sell it to the North Koreans…Seriously, people-it’s all about the hedonism…the Epicurean-the prick, the tits, the delightful and charming… Come, make your stand, TONIGHT: we must defeat THE WAL*MART…OR-go to Walmart and buy a toaster oven and a Glenn Frey record. Glenn Frey still owes me an apology.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.