Glad to see another trend sweeping FB By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 1 min read We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious. How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary Binge Your Way... More
I’m depressed again By Seamus O'Sparks on December 11, 2013 — 1 min read I’m depressed again. Does anyone want to come over and drink Michelob and take our shirts off and watch Nell? More
By Seamus O'Sparks on December 10, 2013 — 1 min read I feel depressed…Does anybody want to come drink vermouth, take off our shirts, and watch Out of Africa? More
Today is very sad for me By Seamus O'Sparks on June 28, 2013 — 1 min read Today is very sad for me. My beloved pet cockroach, Burps, died this morning. It was a terrible accident. I feel very sad and depressed. Burps was a great pal who always managed to brighten my day. His delicate exoskeleton contained a heart as big as the Volga. Please keep Burps and I in your... More
Boy howdy, there’s LOTS going on this weekend! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 25, 2013 — 1 min read Boy howdy, there’s LOTS going on this weekend! Mr. Fest, Miz Fest, Pest Fest, Fest Fest, Feast Fest, Fez Fest, and Bris Fest…Lots of Fests, but which fest is THE BEST? Well they’re all tops on our book. But, don’t get stressed over which Fest is Best, lest you become FEST DEPRESSED. After you’ve seen... More