By Seamus O'Sparks on December 10, 2013 — 1 min read

I feel depressed…Does anybody want to come drink vermouth, take off our shirts, and watch Out of Africa?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.