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Boy howdy, there’s LOTS going on this weekend! | Seamus O'Sparks

Boy howdy, there’s LOTS going on this weekend!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 25, 2013 — 1 min read

Boy howdy, there’s LOTS going on this weekend! Mr. Fest, Miz Fest, Pest Fest, Fest Fest, Feast Fest, Fez Fest, and Bris Fest…Lots of Fests, but which fest is THE BEST? Well they’re all tops on our book. But, don’t get stressed over which Fest is Best, lest you become FEST DEPRESSED. After you’ve seen the rest, I suggest you come over to The Triple Crown and be our POST-FEST UNDEPRESSED DE-STRESSED FEST GUEST. CHASCA plays around midnight and we’re having our own little evening’s crest post-fest fast sex test. It will be more FEST than you can ingest. Then we’ll all get UNDRESSED…But I’ve digressed

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.