Today is very sad for me. My beloved pet cockroach, Burps, died this morning. It was a terrible accident. I feel very sad and depressed. Burps was a great pal who always managed to brighten my day. His delicate exoskeleton contained a heart as big as the Volga. Please keep Burps and I in your prayers today. I need everybody’s support to get through this. If you could please send your thoughts and 10-20 dollars to me that would mean so much. You can send your good energies (and money) here:
The Burps Fund C/O Seamus O’ Sparks
321 Miracle Bend
San Marcos TX, 78666
And now a poem in honor of the deceased-
Hello mama
Hello papa
I’m in Florence
Drinking Grappa
I’ve been in airplanes
Cabs and coaches
But this place is not like home
I miss the roaches
R.I.P. Burps the Cockroach
20??-2013
🙁