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Today is very sad for me | Seamus O'Sparks

Today is very sad for me

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 28, 2013 — 1 min read

Today is very sad for me. My beloved pet cockroach, Burps, died this morning. It was a terrible accident. I feel very sad and depressed. Burps was a great pal who always managed to brighten my day. His delicate exoskeleton contained a heart as big as the Volga. Please keep Burps and I in your prayers today. I need everybody’s support to get through this. If you could please send your thoughts and 10-20 dollars to me that would mean so much. You can send your good energies (and money) here:

The Burps Fund C/O Seamus O’ Sparks
321 Miracle Bend
San Marcos TX, 78666

And now a poem in honor of the deceased-

Hello mama
Hello papa
I’m in Florence
Drinking Grappa
I’ve been in airplanes
Cabs and coaches
But this place is not like home
I miss the roaches

R.I.P. Burps the Cockroach

Posted in: Animals, Poetry

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.