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Glad to see another trend sweeping FB | Seamus O'Sparks

Glad to see another trend sweeping FB

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 1 min read

We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious.

  1. How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive
  2. When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary
  3. Binge Your Way Through Depression
  4. Lying Made Easy: The Truth About Duplicity
  5. Sybil: an unauthorized autobiography by the personality who knew her best (ghostwriter).
  6. Life Stinks-You Stink: STINK IT UP!
  7. Breaking Up is Hard to Do but Moving On Can Be a Fucking Blast
  8. Coping With Indifference
  9. Craigslist Hookups and You: Strategies to Avoid a Stabbing
  10. Bullshit That Works
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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.