We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious.
- How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive
- When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary
- Binge Your Way Through Depression
- Lying Made Easy: The Truth About Duplicity
- Sybil: an unauthorized autobiography by the personality who knew her best (ghostwriter).
- Life Stinks-You Stink: STINK IT UP!
- Breaking Up is Hard to Do but Moving On Can Be a Fucking Blast
- Coping With Indifference
- Craigslist Hookups and You: Strategies to Avoid a Stabbing
- Bullshit That Works