Oh, what I really wanted to ask By Seamus O'Sparks on April 22, 2017 — 1 min read How come (in the west) if liberalism is so damaging to the individual, did the mid 20th century witness a proliferation of individual expression in the arts: film, literature, rock n roll, etc…? The 20th century saw an unprecedented rise is in progressive liberal policies stretching from T. Roosevelt to Jimmy Carter. It also witnessed... More
I watched so much Kramer vs. Kramer last night… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 22, 2017 — 1 min read I was in the zone, man. That film turned Meryl Streep into a bonafide star and divorce into a national pastime. It makes me want to get divorced. It also makes me think that Meryl Streep is a real fox. I heard she’s not always nice to people. I also heard Judd Hirsch was involved... More
I just got back from the doctor By Seamus O'Sparks on April 21, 2017 — 1 min read The news was bad. I have worms. Not the beneficial kind either. These worms make me itch. How am I supposed to find true love with worms in my gut? This is worse than herpes. And all the poly-friendly crowd does is gossip about me and uninvite me to brunch. Bunch of Pollyannas in that... More
Question About Wal*Mart…. By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read I had a terrible stink on me yesterday. At first it was tolerable-I’d say a level 2 stink. But then I went to Walgreens and holy balls. I had stink on my stink. Here’s the weird part: it seemed to be a situational stink. Outside of Walgreens, it was a natural stink…a nice stink even.... More
I Print Therefore I Am – Screw Shifting Tenses – Are You With Me Doctor Wu???? By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2017 — 3 mins read I set up a new printer today. The process just about finished the both of us off. I’m something of a luddite-this is important for later…and now. I bought, or tried to, the least fancy most basic printer available. I told the guy at the printer store, “Let’s pretend like I’m just some dilettante alcoholic... More
“If I die, I want to come back as a prickly pear.” By Seamus O'Sparks on April 13, 2017 — 1 min read Nix stared at me and asked, “Why?” “Look at them. They just suck on the sun and fill up with goo. They feel everything-the wind, the rain, the sun. Mostly,they just feel good about themselves-all gooey inside.” Tiny said, “Yeah, gooey on the inside but spikey on the outside.” “Exactly. Nothing fucks with them because... More
I don’t want to alarm anybody By Seamus O'Sparks on January 25, 2017 — 1 min read I don’t want to alarm anybody but do you realize that the term “lingua franca” comes from a language that nobody uses? Sure, the irony is delicious but irony is what they use to keep you distracted. Don’t be a sheeple and be distracted by their irony. FIGHT THE CONTROL. We need LESS lingua franca... More
My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it By Seamus O'Sparks on December 23, 2016 — 1 min read My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it. His only two specifications were that it include vomit and diarrhea. You have been warned… More
MYRRHIE CHRISTMAS!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 22, 2016 — 1 min read MYRRHIE CHRISTMAS!!! If you ever wanted to know the TRUE story of the first Christmas presents, and the first disappointed child, well-I suggest you read on… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! <3 More
Here’s a holiday tale… By Seamus O'Sparks on December 5, 2016 — 1 min read Here’s a holiday tale… ever been skunked by Santa? Maybe, it wasn’t his fault…. and Josh Groban, what’s his deal? Read what Irving Moritz of The New Yorker is already calling, “A timeless holiday classic.” More