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Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting | Seamus O'Sparks

Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 1 min read

Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting. I want to thank you all…wait, actually almost none of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, shoplifting, and catapults. Damn it. Now I’m really embarrassed. So embarrassed I’ve forgotten why I started this post…oh yeah, can I borrow someone’s car tonight? I got a thing I need to do. Holler at me and thanks!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.