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Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 1 min read

Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting. I want to thank you all…wait, actually almost none of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, shoplifting, and catapults. Damn it. Now I’m... More

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 6, 2013 — 1 min read

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery. I was shocked to find a statue that was built over 100 years ago and dedicated to my memory. It lauded me for being a champion of the young and the last surviving neanderthal. That explains the green eyes and ginger tinge to... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.