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Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 1 min read

Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting. I want to thank you all…wait, actually almost none of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, shoplifting, and catapults. Damn it. Now I’m... More

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 6, 2013 — 1 min read

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery. I was shocked to find a statue that was built over 100 years ago and dedicated to my memory. It lauded me for being a champion of the young and the last surviving neanderthal. That explains the green eyes and ginger tinge to... More

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Most of you know about my long dark personal struggle with addiction to drugs, booze, porn, sex, food, gambling, and shoplifting

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery