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Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig… | Seamus O'Sparks

Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2015 — 1 min read

Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…I endlessly ask for your support, and hustle you into coming to shows. I plead for your money and scam drugs and sex. I have to borrow your phones and sneak cabbages from your pantries…and now this puny request:PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTO AND WRITE CHASCA IN THE COMMENTS SECTION-if we get the most “votes” Junior Scott will eat a bug…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.