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Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2015 — 1 min read

Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…I endlessly ask for your support, and hustle you into coming to shows. I plead for your money and scam drugs and sex. I have to borrow your phones and sneak cabbages from your pantries…and now this puny request:PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTO AND WRITE... More

I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read

I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the... More