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I Print Therefore I Am – Screw Shifting Tenses – Are You With Me Doctor Wu????

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2017 — 3 mins read

I set up a new printer today. The process just about finished the both of us off. I’m something of a luddite-this is important for later…and now. I bought, or tried to, the least fancy most basic printer available. I told the guy at the printer store, “Let’s pretend like I’m just some dilettante alcoholic... More

I need all of your help/advice please!?!?

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 15, 2017 — 1 min read

I need all of your help/advice please!?!? My girlfriend caught me having an emotional affair. What should I do to make things all better? I was having the affair with myself. She caught me really connecting and bonding with myself over several common interests me and I share. Naturally she got upset and threw bath... More

You know what people really don’t much care for?

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 11, 2016 — 1 min read

You know what people really don’t much care for? My smart ass comments on their sincere posts. And I don’t blame them. Oscar Wilde used to make “smart ass” comments. You saw where that landed him…Ye Ole Pillory…how’s that for frivolity? I’m going to the desert for a couple of days to eat bugs and... More

Death by Rhythm Section

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 25, 2016 — 1 min read

Death by Rhythm Section An Original Poem by Seamus O Sparks Look at these guys, they’re so mean They make me eat bugs when we’re in the alley changing Then they laugh and slap each other a high five They’re jive Wiley’s always cross with me and Junior never lets me have a bite of... More

THE BEAR IS BACK!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2015 — 1 min read

THE BEAR IS BACK!!! And now he can ROCK the BIG New Year’s Eve party with Chasca TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse!!! It’s the NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE!!!! Come celebrate the miracle tonight and don’t be afraid to get a little on you…OH, and Junior will be eating a bug…TONIGHT!!!! More

Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2015 — 1 min read

Ye dogs… So, it seems, I am a very needy prig…I endlessly ask for your support, and hustle you into coming to shows. I plead for your money and scam drugs and sex. I have to borrow your phones and sneak cabbages from your pantries…and now this puny request:PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTO AND WRITE... More

My oh my, it’s Thursday

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 20, 2013 — 1 min read

My oh my, it’s Thursday. Thor’s Day! After a hard day of eating bugs you should treat yourselves to an easy evening of lightning and laughs! Chasca-tonight-at Taxi’s-AFTER THE GAME!!! Probably around midnight-it’s going to be Thunder Bolts and Jellied Fire and Kinky Talk and Pheromones and Psychic Release. You know, Lord Byron and his... More

This Friday Chasca (the chasca) plays at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2012 — 1 min read

This Friday Chasca (the chasca) plays at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin. It’s our first Austin show in a long long time. A long long long time. The point being, if you live in Austin and haven’t seen us since we last played there(or not at all) you should come see us. We’ve changed.... More

ATTENZIONE RAGAZZI!

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 9, 2012 — 1 min read

ATTENZIONE RAGAZZI! (Hey Guys!): Tomorrow night between 10:30 p.m. and midnight, KLBJ FM might very well play CHASCA! KLBJ may also be giving away free tickets to the BIG show at TMT this Friday. If you, my best friends who I love and think about often, were to call in and request that they play... More