KLBJ BLOCKED MY EMAIL!!! >:( By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2019 — 2 mins read Can one or all of you please tell the world via your FB that KLBJ blocked me from sending emails to them. I’ve sent a few emails their way, the last was to the Bob and Dudley show asking them to plug my autobiography on the air. The book is about my life as a... More
I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups By Seamus O'Sparks on October 12, 2016 — 1 min read I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups. Someone posted a clip of Jon Stewart weighing in on obstructionist politics. One of the comments below the post was, and I’m directly quoting here, “Fuck that Jew.” One thing lead to another and I ended up suggesting to the “Fuck that Jew”... More
People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue By Seamus O'Sparks on June 5, 2016 — 1 min read People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue. I think people should go potty wherever they’re comfortable. I feel best when I go outside. I love it. And the badgers and bees never give me any static about it. From now on, just to be a stinker, I’m going to eat a bunch... More
I got cast in that show, “Naked and Afraid!” By Seamus O'Sparks on April 12, 2016 — 1 min read I got cast in that show, “Naked and Afraid!” I’m going to eat a ton of Viagra before they start rolling film. I hope the Discovery Channel has a good legal team. More
It’s important to have a good dinner By Seamus O'Sparks on February 23, 2016 — 1 min read It’s important to have a good dinner. Medical science tells us that the body burns most of its calories while sleeping, so it’s especially important to eat your biggest meal right before bed. I typically have: Turkey chili, lasgna, corn, salad, french fries, toast, green peppers, coffee, milk, grapes, pecan pie, and Pepsi. But eating... More