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I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups | Seamus O'Sparks

I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 12, 2016 — 1 min read

I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups. Someone posted a clip of Jon Stewart weighing in on obstructionist politics. One of the comments below the post was, and I’m directly quoting here, “Fuck that Jew.” One thing lead to another and I ended up suggesting to the “Fuck that Jew” guy that we should smell each other’s breath. So, here we are…”Fuck that Jew.” I think it was Saint Paul who wrote that every time you say, “Fuck that Jew” the baby Jesus coos. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m going to get very drunk, put on the tightest pair of shorts I own, eat a handful of viagra, and go pretend to be a greeter at Wal*Mart. In the kingdom of the doomed, the jesters are kings…

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.